Let this be a lesson to all of us – if you expect someone else to do it, no one will do it.
Or rather, voting abstinence = epic failure.
Alrighty, enough with the cryptic dialogue, let me explain the full story.
A small town American, small enough to still be called a village, had a bland voting session to elect the new mayor. Apparently no one, and I mean not even the actual candidates, turned up to vote.