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Can you spell Mississippi?

July 11th, 2008

I always find geographical terms and names of places are the hardest to spell out. For example, like, the Mediterainians… I mean, Mediteraneans… Again! M-e-d-i-t-e-r-r-a-n-e-a-n-s. Whew…
Then I found a humourous and fun way to remember how to spell “Mississippi” through this joke:

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of
the men say the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You foul mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this
country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m
just tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”

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A Wordy Laugh

June 19th, 2008

If you notice, there are always mistakes in labels. Whether you are walking down the street or ordering food or even in your work place, anywhere you are, there bound to be labeling mistakes. Some of the errors are mild but some are just humorously wrong.

A vegetable
I think we all know that green, leafy food is always known as “a vegetable”.

Asian rear
Presenting, the delicious “Asian rear”.

It does give you the urge to correct them doesn’t it? Then again, most of the time, you are probably wishing your friends are here to see it.

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