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Don’t you hate it when icky ticky birds rustle through your trash?
Alright, so most of my trash ends at the bottom of the big bag trash bin but I know a lot of folk who leave an extra bag next to the stuffed to brim trash bins.
Or, if you are like some who make questionable decisions, leave your trash bag on the balcony.
I call that a happy meal for the pigeons! Well, someone who feels really strongly about it has come up with a solution. Maybe they had to spend an entire Saturday scooping up bits of rubbish smeared with bird droppings. Who knows.
Point is we have a winner. Yaburenzo have invented this fancy trash bag which have a secret ingredient – liquid chilli lining!
I’m not sure how this work but it sounds like there is this inner lining in the bag itself that is filled with the hot stuff. So peck away you silly birds and see what happens.
What I do wonder is would you really have less trash bag scavenging by birds? I mean will they remember that your bags are the really nasty ones? Won’t they forget the next day and peck away at the trash only to choke and sneeze like crazy?
And will they gossip with other friends and they all keep a wide berth around your rubbish?
I see a loophole! Now if only I can sell this info to the birds.
I always like donuts, from Dunkin’ Donuts to Big Apple to home-made, I like it, especially when it is glazed with white chocolate or mint with chocolate chips. Sounds yummy isn’t it?
Then one day, someone posted something online that caught my eyes – Bbq Donut. So I decided I would check this BBQ Donut out because I’ve tried so many donuts over the years and I have never see nor tried a barbequed flavored donut before.
To my surprise, this is the first picture I saw when I typed “bbq donut” and pressed SEARCH:
Well, I understand why it is called “donut” because of the round shape, but I don’t know why “bbq”. So the probing and researching began.
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Losing directions is one of my weaknesses. If there are too many roads around, I would find myself extremely clueless with the directions whether I am walking or driving without a map or a few phone calls to friends. Sometimes I wondered whether there is a better way than having a Global Navigation Satellite System (GNSS) or Satellite Navigation System (SatNav) that would possibly cost a bomb to have one installed in your car.
In some countries, GPS or SatNav are so common that in Tokyo, every taxi has one!
Clean seats, courteous driver and very informative taxi.
There are times and places where it just wouldn’t be appropriate to suffer from horny urges. At work, school, in church, or at the dinner table, you don’t want to suddenly come down with an attack of horniness that could cause you to act in an inappropriate manner. But what can you do when such an urge comes on you?
Well if you aren’t able to take some special “alone time” with yourself, maybe a new product from Japan can help you out. It is called the Shape Horny Remover, and it has been shown all over the Internet as a fabulous remover of “horny urges.”
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Have you ever thought of inventing something of your own when you were younger? Like jet rocket roller-skates or spectacles with wipers? I bet you do, because that’s what I aspire to be when I was younger – to be a great inventor!
But here we are, anything BUT a great inventor. To us now, any ideas, silly inventions, workable or not, we would rather keep it to ourselves; what would people think?! However, unlike the Japanese small-time, feel-free inventors, they actually think out their inventions and CREATE it. Literally.
Here in Chapter 1, we are going to show you two Wacky Japanese Inventions:
Umbrella Head Band
Raining? Too many stuff to hold? Both hands too occupied? So who’s going to hold the umbrella? In this scenario, you will need the Umbrella Head Band. All you need to do is strap any conventional umbrella to your head and there you go, being dry during the rainy season, hands-free! Using the Umbrella Head Band needs a lot of coordination, neck strength and balance. So exercise your neck!
Caution: Try not to use the Umbrella Head Band during windy days.
Solar Powered Lighter
Want a light? Oops, lighter out of gas. And I left my matches in the office.
Annoying isn’t it? But all’s not lost; all you need to do is use the Solar-powered Lighter, a cool cigarette holder with magnifying glass attached to it. Wholly using the sunlight, it’s a good way to be an environmental friendly and looks easy to use, providing there are sunlight.
Tune in for more Wacky Japanese Inventions next week, here in www.funnycoolstuff.com.
People nowadays can get so forgetful that they do not remember what day it is or what weekly event they are having on which day! Unless calendars are available at all times, it is unlikely the forgetful ones can survive through the week.
Then there is this new invention called the DayClock. It doesn’t show the time or the date; rather, it shows days, from Monday to Sunday. Weird and unbelievable it may seems, but I believe DayClock is the clock to have, whether you are traveling, going for deep-sea fishing or going for your weekly movie.
The problem with most computers (unless you have a notebook computer with a wireless Internet connection) is that they are usually hooked up somewhere besides the bathroom. And even those that can be carried along to the room with the porcelain throne, they aren’t easy to handle once you are sitting on the toilet. So what is a computer addicted person supposed to do when they are surfing the web and the call of nature sounds? Lucky for all of us computer junkies, the designers at ThinkGeek.com have come up with a solution to this problem – the Internet Urinal!
Made of hardy plastic and including a “female adapter,” this portable urine container makes it easy to never leave your desk chair again! Just think of how much more time you will have to play that RPG or download songs for iTunes.
As urban populations around the world continue to grow at an alarming pace, cities are quickly running out of space. The overcrowding causes a lot of problems, and for car owners, there are few things more frustrating than the lack of suitable parking spots. Having to drive around the same block twenty times while desperately looking for a place to park is enough to make even the most polite drivers spew curse words.
In an attempt to find a solution, smart scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology came up with the intriguing idea of small foldable cars that can be stacked together like shopping carts! Amazing, isn’t it?
There’s a giant monster behind you! Run for your lives!
Sure, their Human Rights track record looks dingy at best but apparently marital bliss is top of the list for these folks. This nifty, and albeit strange, Chinese invention promises to smooth over a tense marriage.
Well, it’s a twin toilet, kinda like a love-seat except you don’t neck. And let’s face it, no one’s going to cuddle on that two-seater.
It’s called TwoDaLoo (yes, you can cringe) and allows both spouses to use the toilet at the same time. And apparently it’s eco-friendly too, where twin bowls of the toilet are cleaned with a single flush.
It’s labeled a well meant effort to bring down emotional walls and get each other to communicate. Not unlike the awkward elevator moments when you have to make small talk and pray for no embarrassing moments.
So in the end, whoever cleans the bathroom has twice as much toilet scrubbing to do?
And you thought leaving the toilet seat up was a nightmare.
In 2004, South Korean scientist Hwang Woo Suk was honoured by Time Magazine in the annual list of People who Mattered, in recognition of his work to clone a human being. According to Time Magazine, “Hwang has already proved that human cloning is no longer science fiction, but a fact of life”. Well as it turned out in 2006, Hwang’s work was fabricated and he now stands-trial on charges of fraud and embezzlement.
Recovering from this setback, South Korean scientists are now at it again, this time cloning cats by manipulating a fluorescent protein gene.
However as a side-effect, the cloned cats glow in the dark when exposed to ultraviolet beams… Remember going to Disco and pulling out your credit card under the pink lights?