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Book a trip to Heaven

September 26th, 2008

It used to be that if you wanted to get into Heaven after you died, you had to live a good life on Earth. If you cut out the lying, the cheating and the killing, and partook in the praying and the giving and the going to Church, paradise was a sure thing.


But now it looks like all it takes to get into eternal paradise is $13 and a good travel agent. Yes, these days planning your trip to Heaven is as easy as throwing down some cash and picking up your travel kit, which includes a First Class ticket, an ID card, and a helpful “Heaven 101” guide. If you are more of a high roller and want to travel in extra style, purchase the $16 package. Aside from all the usual paperwork it also includes a VIP Pass. This is quite a deal, considering the VIP Pass can get you into exclusive areas like the Land of Milk and Honey.

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