You know the best bit about shopping? Not the bit where you do window shopping. Or the part where you finally find the perfect pair of shoes. Oh no, the best part of shopping is coming across the weird and wonderful aspects of our society. You know the hilarious shop names, crazy signs and the eccentric shoppers. Those are what we will call the perfect twitter worthy moments!
1. No Missionary Positions Here
Thanks but no thanks for that mental image. Is this about your own personal preference or perhaps this is just a shop that sells dog products. You know, belts, collars, etc. If so, I would be hard pressed to explain those medium to large t-shirts in the front of the shop. Or the big Bugs Bunny figure.
Check out this huge pile of cash on the street just waiting for you to grab! Yes, these are real cash! All this cash is for FREE, you can have all of them!
This is absolutely not a joke! No security camera, no security personnel nearby. You just go and get the money! All yours!
Well, only if you could break the 3M security glass. Hahaha
Some people spend way too much time in the toilet. At least that’s what I gather from these funny and weird graffiti pieces.
All of them were scribbled in a public toilet somewhere in the world. From the looks of it, people had a need to share… as well as that need to relieve themselves.
Unless they specifically went in their to scrawl on the wall. Then that’s just sad.
1. Insulting to sharks?
Looks like the work of a silly teenager. Or someone young at heart. Maybe someone had a grudge against one of the folks working in the building?
In all honesty, this is the type of graffiti you can expect to find in a toilet. The kind that insults someone’s dad.
Do you know those stories that usually ends with moral lessons? I always remember one of Aesop’s Fables about the fox and the bunch of grapes. The fox was jumping and jumping to grab the grapes but after a few times, he quit and said the grapes might be sour anyway. So the moral of the story is that “expressing anger and frustration at having failed to get something is like being a sore loser”. Here are a couple of stories with moral lessons too – just a little twisted.
The Exposed Wife
Just finishing her bath, a woman quickly rushed down to answer her doorbell, wrapped only in a skimpy towel. She opened the door and saw that it was Todd, their neighbour. Seeing her in the towel, Todd says, “I’ll give you five hundred bucks to drop that towel.” So she dropped the towel and takes the money. The woman went back upstairs and said to her husband, “That was Todd.” “Oh Great!” exclaims the husband, “did he say anything about the five hundred he owes me?”
Moral of the story:
Share critical information with your stakeholders in a timely manner to prevent undue exposure.
As we all know, lingerie, bikinis and thongs are very sexy to most husbands and lesbian partners. It even makes the women feels sexy. To some, it’s a fetish. I am not ashamed to say I love women in thongs(only!) and I made sure my girlfriend knew about that. I guessed that is just natural. Then one fine day, I stumbled on some of the weirdest and funniest bikinis and thongs I’ve ever seen! They are very creative and wacky!
Would you like a bite and suck on that! Juicy and yummy! I meant the cherries! What were you thinking?
I was playing with my friend’s 4-year old daughter in her Hong Kong home one day while her mother and my other half watching and laughing at our funny antics. Then, the smart little girl pulled me by my pinky finger towards a bare wall just next to the TV set and asked me to sit down. Her mother seemed to know what she wanted to do, closed the curtains, dim the lights and shone one of the lamp towards the bare wall. Now, let me remind you, she is only 4 years old. She started some shadow puppet show and did almost 5 animal shadows with her cute little fingers. I can barely do 2! Both my girlfriend and myself were so amazed that we asked her to do it a few more times just to “wow” over and over again. And she is delighted to entertain us. Too bad I did not have my camera around.
Then when I got back home, I thought about the hand shadow illusions and started my search on the Internet. This is what I found, and 3 of the animals are similar to what the little girl has done. And I tried all myself:
This pig or wild boar is not easy to do, the top fingers have to bend a little with a bit of hump to form the forehead.
Since we are young, we always dreamed of having a job that we like, imagining ourselves in doctor’s uniform on and yada, yada, yada. But like a fairy tale, we normally end up working for someone we may not be so fond of and hardly having any time for ourselves because we are so tied up at work. Ah… Reality. Then again, it’s no harm to have a little laugh. Now, I want you to imagine a world where animals have their own ambitions, and those that suits them too!
Come, come, come! Got Swatch, B.U.M Equipment, Adidas… I give you cheap la, don’t worry, BEST price, OK?! All my items are purr…fect la, look good, feel good, price also good!
- Mao Kit Ti, the Chinese Salescat doing her purr…fect sales pitch.