Funny quotes of this week
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green.
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.
Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before – it takes something from him.
Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend.
However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.