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Funny quotes of this week

April 30th, 2012

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot

A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green.
Francis Bacon

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
Christopher Morley

Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.
Albert Einstein

Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before – it takes something from him.
Louis L’Amour

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.
Vanessa Hudgens

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend.
Lucy Liu

However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.
Francesca Annis

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