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Happy Valentine’s Day and Chap Goh Meh

February 16th, 2011

Valentine’s Day is on the 12th. Feb. while Cap Goh Meh is the last day of Chinese New Year which is on 17th. Feb. this year. Chap Goh Meh is similar to Valentine’s Day but only Chinese celebrates it in South East Asia.  It originates from Penang, Malaysia.  It is known that young unmarried maidens throw tangerines into the sea in hope that their future bride groom will pick it up.  Written on the tangerines is usually the maiden’s phone number.
Here are some sayings and humour about love, dating and marriage:

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
— Adrienne Gusoff

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
— Agatha Christie

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
— Albert Einstein

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.
— Albert Einstein

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
— Anonymous

You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
— Anonymous

The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”
— Anonymous

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
— Anonymous

Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
— Anonymous

When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
— Anonymous

Men only have two faults….What they do, and what they say!
— Anonymous

You can’t buy love on eBay.
— Anonymous

Playing the ‘door bell’ – Ding Dong (meaning making blunt remarks at one another) strains the relationship but love and romance mends it.(not forgetting forgive and forget)
— PC

Rejection when finding a mate is depressing but when two claps is bliss.
— PC

Money can find honey but not true love.
— PC

True love starts with honest relationship.
— PC

One cannot force love it is a choice.
— PC

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