PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.
“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”
Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.
The latest news that reports “Terror Cells in Church” consist of five terrorist cell groups operating in many churches, they are identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complanin and Bin Missin.
Lucifer Bin Workin is their leader trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The modus operandi is to infiltrate as Christians and work within the church to disturb, discourage and decimate.
However there have been reports on a sixth group called Bin Prayin which is actually the effective counter terrorist group working in church. The Bin Prayin group unlike the terrorist cells does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along. Bin Prayin does anything to encourage the Body of Christ. They have a different agenda in mind.
They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ, to return.