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Malaysia vs Singapore Women

August 7th, 2009

Hey, guys! Think you’ve finally got it all and ready to find a wife to settle down? You may have better chances of finding your lady love in Malaysia compared to Singapore.

Ok, don’t start throwing your heels at me. That’s just according to an email I received the other day. Here’s what it said:

Most of you have heard of the five C’s Singapore girls look for in a husband: Car, Condo, Credit Card (only Gold and above), Cash and Career.

That’s old news. Now, it’s all about the 5B’s:

I don’t need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don’t need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don’t need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don’t need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS
It’s interesting for you to read!

So here is the new standard. The 5B’s are: BMW, Body, Brain, Billionaire, Bungalow.

But unfortunately-leh. Most Singaporean men only have the 5K’s:

Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

And lastly, a little comparison.

Singapore ‘s ‘practice’ for Simple Living:
1 – One Wife
2 – Two Children
3 – Three Bedroom Condo
4 – Four Wheels
5 – Five Figure Salary

Malaysia ‘s Malays ‘practice’ to Simple Living:
5 – Five Children
4 – Four Wives
3 – Three Figure Salary
2 – Two Wheels
1 – One-Storey Link House


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