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Eat your Greens!

August 31st, 2009


So mum said, but seriously how much “green” can we take? I’m all for healthy eating, but slimy, wet ones too?

I don’t think so! Have to admit, I wouldn’t notice the extra special surprise without the sign. Now I think about it, I’m getting abit uncomfortable here.

There are an awful lot of creepy crawlies, insects and other undesirables that can blend quite easily in our favourite hawker fare.. Suddenly, plain white rice is beginning to look not so plain after all!

All I can say is, please examine your food carefully before you bite into that next delicious mouthful. VERY CAREFULLY.

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Babe vs Dog!

August 28th, 2009


Step right up folks for the Fight of the Century – Babe vs Beast!

In this corner, I give you Mini Manni-folds Manny! Don’t let those sad puppy eyes fool you folks – His velvet skin hides a fearsome bite and a growl to chill your blood. He might be mini, but this terrifying animal sent Wolverine howling all the way home to his mama!

And over here, weighing a gigantic 80 kilos is Baby Billy. Other wrestlers live in terror of his signature move, the Belly Flop. And if that don’t leave you breathless, beware his secret weapon – Milk Breath Burp! Some say fallen foes are still in a coma from the foul effects.

So place your bets and let’s get ready to rumble!!!

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Weird Homes

August 25th, 2009

I know people say “A man’s home is like his castle”… or something like that. But what exactly do these homes say about its owners?

Weird home

It’s pretty, in a “I get spiders under the sheets and I freeze my toes off in winter” sort of way. I keep imagining Sarumon (from Lord of the Rings) to hop out. Or one of his minions.

On the other hand, if folks (say, some orcs or goblins) are hunting you down, this is the perfect place to hide out. Look, even the doorway is partially concealed. Good luck, Mr Postman.

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Evil cartoon and game characters

August 21st, 2009

You always see cartoon/game characters saving the world and doing their jolly little acts. But what if… what if they switched sides and became evil? Or what if they decided to be just plain apathetic? Here are a few fun examples.

Times are tough

SpongeBob

Maybe Patrick is no longer talking to him? Perhaps the TV stint for Spongebob ended… the little cheesy fellow just couldn’t handle it? Bet he would look something like this. Funnily enough, a lot of episodes have shown Spongebob going off the dark end. It’s just never this explicit. I, for one, am wondering why he is straddling a bottle. Seriously, why?

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Malaysia vs Singapore Women

August 7th, 2009

Hey, guys! Think you’ve finally got it all and ready to find a wife to settle down? You may have better chances of finding your lady love in Malaysia compared to Singapore.

Ok, don’t start throwing your heels at me. That’s just according to an email I received the other day. Here’s what it said:

Most of you have heard of the five C’s Singapore girls look for in a husband: Car, Condo, Credit Card (only Gold and above), Cash and Career.

That’s old news. Now, it’s all about the 5B’s:

I don’t need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don’t need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don’t need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don’t need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS
It’s interesting for you to read!

So here is the new standard. The 5B’s are: BMW, Body, Brain, Billionaire, Bungalow.

But unfortunately-leh. Most Singaporean men only have the 5K’s:

Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

And lastly, a little comparison.

Singapore ‘s ‘practice’ for Simple Living:
1 – One Wife
2 – Two Children
3 – Three Bedroom Condo
4 – Four Wheels
5 – Five Figure Salary

Malaysia ‘s Malays ‘practice’ to Simple Living:
5 – Five Children
4 – Four Wives
3 – Three Figure Salary
2 – Two Wheels
1 – One-Storey Link House

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