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The day has not even ended and these guys have hit the bottle already?
Well, if the superheroes actually said this in real life, we are all doomed. And I am not sure about the guy on the left but surely good old Spidey should not be drinking buddies with Venom?
Brings a whole new meaning to these words:
The greatest thing since sliced bread
That’s my bread and butter
Food for thought
Walau-eh… check out those buns!
Remember last time I talked about funny signs? Those laugh-out-loud moments? I found some more hilarious signs and these ones are just as bad as the last ones. Maybe worse. Get ready for signs with poor wording and angry rantings.
I can’t stop laughing at this one. It starts out pretty normal-like. And then it plunges into madness. Er, no mushroom hunting? Am I the only one who imagined a Goomba when he said that?
You have to love the way that last sentence presents a nice, vivid picture in your mind. You know, one of a guy with a ragged beard waving his rifle at you and saying “Git!”.
Wonder what puts that delightful smile on Tiger Woods’ face? Could it have something to do with a 5-year contract worth $100 million?
Wah! A lot of women would probably find this degrading! From “I Do” to ” I Wanna Do”….
But doesn’t this remind you of the movie Basic Instinct?
Olympic swimmers may want to research into this product to enhance their performance. Might shave 0.2 seconds off record time with that added propulsion.
Think again. Looks like the people’s complaints on McD’s down-sized burgers and crummy chicken nuggets weren’t all baseless.
Imagine seeing a lion while dropping your car to the local workshop!
Well, the mechanics in this worshop thought it’s just another work day, and suddenly a LION appeared! Ah Kow caught a glimpse of a lion… obviously looking for its next meal, judging by how skinny it looks.
All the mechanics freaked out and locked themselves inside the cars. Only Ah Kow was brave enough to take the picture of this beast.
Hey, look it! The classic men’s 501s, now re-cut for women. So comfortable, you wear it like your own skin (haw!haw!) What I wouldn’t do to stick my hands in her pocket?
… it will take a very long time to get the protection on!
Not too long ago, I posted a funny ad on men and their balls, and now I’ve got a version for condoms too!
Pick your favourite – there’s one to suit every appetite (pun intended)! Junkfood junkies seem to have got the best selections though. The next time you take a bite of your favourite snack, try to keep a straight face … and your appetite!
To the marketing/advertising geniuses who came up with these great catchphrases – thanks for the laughs. And hey, if it’s any consolation, we will NEVER forget your campaign’s message after this!