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How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found

June 30th, 2009

Ever cracked a joke at a silly book title? Made an innuendo out of the name, smirked a bit and yet knew the book wasn’t really about that kind of closure?

Well, ever had a “ha ha” moment where you discovered that the book with the funny name was indeed about … that slightly inappropriate/weird/downright creepy topic. You know, something you wouldn’t expect anyone to write about?

Consider these examples:

How to disappear

How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found

Really? I suppose in this day and age of fraud, ponzi schemes and scheming financial guys this topic seems especially scary.

On the other hand, irrespective of the decade/era, you really don’t want to hear the following sentence – “The serial killer’s last purchase was How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found”.

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Swine Flu Symptoms

June 25th, 2009

swine flu symptoms

Poor Mexico! It’s not exactly the first name that poips into mind for a restive holiday and now this! The country will forever be known as the one that gave the world Swine flu.

I’m aware the threat of this flu is no laughing matter, but when you think about it more people die on the roads, either driving or just trying to get across the street, than from this virus alone.

Pandemics come, and pandemics will go. If it’s not Nipah virus, it’s SARs. If it’s not SARs, it’s A(H1N1). We’ve had mad cow disease, chicken pox… poor animals, they’re getting really lousy PR.

At the end of the day, the swine flu is not that different from the common flu. So why the panic and paranoia? So it’s gone global.

Interesting News

See What Nintendo Wii Has Done To Grandma!

June 19th, 2009

Can you imagine what it’s like watching your grandparents or the elderly playing Wii? This is how they look like:

nintendo wii grandma

Nintendo Wii – your kids begs you to buy one, you itch to get it for your kids so you can try it, your dad is already golfing at home and your grandma is asking for one to be installed in her room.

nintendo wii console

Yes, the game console that applies to all ages. Even my other half is eyeing on one. There goes part of my salary. But anyway, it’s Wii. Not just any game console where you battle using a vibrating joy pad, or fly a 747 by cranking the joystick. Playing Wii is like a real time gaming, with its remote control Wii pad. And the sports games that came with the console are just superb for any ages. I am hooked to the tennis game myself. Its good exercise really – minus the real court and the tennis racquet. But its fun nevertheless. And one day we were watching my 60 year old mom playing golf on our Wii. It’s truly entertaining and fulfilling watching her excited face when she gets the hole-in-one; she even yelled “Oh yes! I am good!” in Cantonese.

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I want my iSuck!

June 16th, 2009

Isuck
(Pic Source: funnydb.com)

Watch out iPod, iPhone & Palm Pre…. iSUCK is gonna SUCK MARKET SHARE from right under your nose!

Combining entertainment with peace and quiet, this nifty gadget will be on every parent’s wishlist. Tell me which parent won’t pay a to keep their precious little darlings happy? In fact, they’d be doing us a huge favour – I remember too often my eardrums almost bled from Junior’s glass-breaking wailing.

Don’t get me wrong, I love them little tykes, but you have to admit they are days when they’re not so … darling.

So it’s a win-win for everybody – parents are not driven to insanity, Junior is entertained, heck, even the environment wins – no pesky disposal problem with the batteries!

So people at Apple, pay attention. Let’s not forget the the multi-billion dollar toddler/brat market too.

Cool Stuff, Funny Pictures, Latest Cool Gadgets

Voodoo Knife Set

June 12th, 2009

It is tough to find something stylish, at the same time functional for your kitchen. Take for example the knife block: it’s always blocky, squarish and brown colored.

How about putting a little fun and dark humor on your kitchen counter top?

Introducing, the Ex Voodoo Knife Set!

This funky, somewhat sarcastic knife block comes in 6 unique and vibrant colors for you to choose from and includes 5 razor sharp Stainless Steel knives. The set of knives includes an 8″ Chef Knife, 8″ Bread Knife, 8″ Carver, 5″ Utility Knife and a 3.5″ Paring Knife.

Voodoo Knife Set

Designed by Raffaele Iannello, the unique ABS plastic artistic holder comes with individual protective knife sleeves and magnetized slots to keep the knives in place and not slip out.

So if you go to someone’s house (eg. your future partner’s house) and found that they have this funky knife block in their kitchen, you know they are not someone you should reckon with.

Check out Perpetual Kid for the purchase and delivery details!

Cool Stuff, Latest Cool Gadgets

Warning – High Heels Can Kill!

June 9th, 2009

And I don’t necessarily mean the wearer either. Potential crime report: –

Victim: Male, Caucasian
Death: Instantaneous, Penetration of the Arterial Chamber
Description of Murder Weapon: Sharp Instrument, 4”
Type: Stiletto
Colour: Red
Maker: Mahlono Blahnik
Motive: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned

So guys, the next time you’re ogling the sexy long legs of a sweet young thing, remember the shoes on her feet can double as weapons. And if she doesn’t like the attention, it could be your eyeballs that get it.

Or worse. For the guys who are foolish enough to actually stare at girls with their partners around, be warned. Your girlfriend or wife may just be creeping up behind you. And you won’t hear her coming… she’s taken off her high heels, you see.

(Picture Source: funnydb.com)

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Sweat Tea

June 4th, 2009

It’s a warm afternoon. You were hell thirsty and made a dash for the pantry to get a drink! Got a full glass of tea from the dispenser and just as when you were about to take a gulp, you saw this!

Sweat tea

Sweat + tea!

You have tried tea mixed with condensed milk before. You have tried tea with lemon before. But how about tea with sweat? Hahaha, still thirsty? 🙂

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Big Balls Jokes

June 4th, 2009

I actually thought this was a study about sports and success, till I got to the end. If you were like me, you might have choked on your drink and burst out laughing!

big balls
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Don’t you think the comparison is SO TRUE? There’s been so much written about men and their obsession with the size of their body parts (balls being one of them), this ad was just waiting to be made.

Jokes aside, I can’t wait till they come up with a study between social status and wheels, or women or computer gadgets … The tagline can potentially leave you needing CPR.

Now which of you is brave enough to forward this to your boss? I’m sure you are dying to find out how BIG are his BALLS? Well, I hope he has a REALLY GOOD sense of humour…. and your paycheck is safely in your bank account!

Short Funny Jokes

Free cash for grab on the street

June 2nd, 2009

Check out this huge pile of cash on the street just waiting for you to grab! Yes, these are real cash! All this cash is for FREE, you can have all of them!

Cash

This is absolutely not a joke! No security camera, no security personnel nearby. You just go and get the money! All yours!

Well, only if you could break the 3M security glass. Hahaha 🙂

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