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Aesop Fables & Moral Lessons

April 21st, 2009

Do you know those stories that usually ends with moral lessons? I always remember one of Aesop’s Fables about the fox and the bunch of grapes. The fox was jumping and jumping to grab the grapes but after a few times, he quit and said the grapes might be sour anyway. So the moral of the story is that “expressing anger and frustration at having failed to get something is like being a sore loser”. Here are a couple of stories with moral lessons too – just a little twisted.

The Exposed Wife
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Just finishing her bath, a woman quickly rushed down to answer her doorbell, wrapped only in a skimpy towel. She opened the door and saw that it was Todd, their neighbour. Seeing her in the towel, Todd says, “I’ll give you five hundred bucks to drop that towel.” So she dropped the towel and takes the money. The woman went back upstairs and said to her husband, “That was Todd.” “Oh Great!” exclaims the husband, “did he say anything about the five hundred he owes me?”

Moral of the story:
Share critical information with your stakeholders in a timely manner to prevent undue exposure.

The Genie & The Manager
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A Sales Rep, a Clerk, and a Manager are walking to lunch when they see a really old oil lamp. Thinking that they found something valuable, they rub it and a lo and behold a Genie appears! The Genie says “I’ll give each of you one wish.” “Me first!” exclaims the Clerk. “I want to be in the Greek Islands, on board a yacht and without a care in the world.” Puff! And the Clerk disappears. “I’m next! I’m next!” says the Sales guy. “Take me to the Caribbean where I can laze on the beach with a gorgeous girl to massage me.” Puff! And he disappears. “OK, yout turn now” says the Genie to the Manager. The Manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

The Turkey & The Bull
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The Turkey said to the Bull. “I’d love to get to the top of that tree. But I haven’t got the energy.” “No problem” said the bull, “you can nibble on some of my droppings”. So the Turkey took a peck at some dung, and found the strength to reach the lowest branch. Next day, after pecking into more dung, the turkey got to the second branch. Finally after 3 days, the turkey reached the top of the tree and beamed with pride. Then a farmer spotted it and shot it down.

Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

So did you learn something new today?

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  1. lola
    October 5th, 2009 at 19:50 | #1

    haha i loved these so cute and good morals =)

  2. August 2nd, 2011 at 01:36 | #2

    so oa so ugly their moral not helping us daaaa!!!!!!!!

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