Killing them softly with this Thong
This must be the Year of Expose Oneself for public service folk.
First the Belgian Sports fella gulps down one too many beer and does a dance and a chant at the Olympics. And now an Australian government bigwig, Matt Brown, has been caught with his pants down. Literally!
Turns out there might have been a party at his Parliament Office. Or he was blowing off steam with a few buddies … dear god, tell me that’s all that he was .. er doing?!
Anyway, there he was, listening to this funky, lively techno music and next thing you know, he finds himself sans his pants, doing the not so groovy moves on the leather couch.
Sounds like he had a bit too much to drink. And that his underwear was very “brief”. For one tormenting moment that phrase seemed to imply a thong. Bet a lot of people got to know the fella really well that night. I meant the Minister of course.