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Chinese language at its best!

August 11th, 2008

Learning Chinese is interesting, especially when you translate it. LITERALLY. Try these phrases for fun. I will let you try the first one. Read the Chinese pronunciation as you would, literally.

Ai Bang Mai Ne = I bumped into the coffee table

Get it?

Ai = I
Bang = bang
Mai = my
Ne = knee

Now do you get it? So try the rest and have a good laugh!

Ar U Wun Tu = A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat = You need a face lift
Dum Gai = A stupid person
Gun Pao Der = An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung = Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding = We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun = A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia = Approach me
Lao Zi = Not very good
Lin Ching = An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding = Achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn = A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai = A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be = A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne = A small horse
Ten Ding Ba = Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung = A person with T.B.
Wa Shing Kah = Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim = Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting = There is no reason to raise your voice
Si-Ling Fan = A device to keep you cool
Sum Dum Fuk = Irritating drivers

Can’t figure out some of it? Then leave a comment and I will tell you what it meant.

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WAKE UP!!!

August 11th, 2008

Do you have any problems waking up in the morning? Do you need two or three alarm clocks all around your rooms so you will actually get out of bed to switch off the annoying sound? Of course, it’s understandable. It is not easy waking up and dragging yourself out of bed in the morning, especially Monday morning.
But now, you will have no choice but to wake up – creatively.


Used to traveling and having the hotel concierge to give you a wake up call? The Hotel Phone Alarm Clock is perfect for you! It goes something like this – “This is your wake up call. For another call in 30 minutes, please press 5.”

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Honey, I just bought a tank

August 8th, 2008

A lot of folks have been feeling the fuel hikes and credit crunches. But not this eccentric man in Germany.

Joachim Schoeneich wanted a nice family car, something spacious for the shopping trips and other errands. Plenty of ideas come to mind, right?

Bet the last thing on your mind is a hefty military vehicle.

Tank

That’s right; Mr. Schoeneich told his wife, “Honey, it’s time we got an auto” and came home with a “British-built Fox tank“.

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Even thieves need their beauty sleep

August 6th, 2008

If you are going to go on a stealing spree, it might be best to take a nap first. Two thieves from Seattle didn’t take this advice when they broke in and stole items from an area Fred Meyer store on July 9th. After running off with their loot, Kyle Burgess and Allen Pierce appear to have gotten sleepy and decided to take a nap – on their stolen merchandise!

Sleepy thief

This later led to their arrest by the police, who followed a trail of cardboard and other items 200 yards to a nest of pillows where the robbers lay sleeping. The authorities believe a lot of alcohol must have been involved in the plot to rob the Fred Meyer, and that may also have led to the would-be criminals needing to rest afterward.

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