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Chinese language at its best!

August 11th, 2008

Learning Chinese is interesting, especially when you translate it. LITERALLY. Try these phrases for fun. I will let you try the first one. Read the Chinese pronunciation as you would, literally.

Ai Bang Mai Ne = I bumped into the coffee table

Get it?

Ai = I
Bang = bang
Mai = my
Ne = knee

Now do you get it? So try the rest and have a good laugh!

Ar U Wun Tu = A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat = You need a face lift
Dum Gai = A stupid person
Gun Pao Der = An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung = Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding = We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun = A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia = Approach me
Lao Zi = Not very good
Lin Ching = An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding = Achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn = A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai = A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be = A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne = A small horse
Ten Ding Ba = Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung = A person with T.B.
Wa Shing Kah = Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim = Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting = There is no reason to raise your voice
Si-Ling Fan = A device to keep you cool
Sum Dum Fuk = Irritating drivers

Can’t figure out some of it? Then leave a comment and I will tell you what it meant.

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  1. Will
    August 17th, 2008 at 02:41 | #1

    this is dumb and sorta offenseive…not funny

  2. August 20th, 2008 at 11:29 | #2

    Apologies if it offend some readers. This is just for fun, and purely for laughs not mockery. Please don’t take it seriously.

  3. Jj
    August 26th, 2008 at 18:37 | #3

    i’m asian and i thot it was funny hahaha!!…bt is it da real translation for those phrases???bc f it is den dang!hahaha!

  4. August 26th, 2008 at 23:15 | #4

    Good to see that you enjoyed it Jj 🙂 its not the real translation though.

  5. September 28th, 2008 at 01:35 | #5

    ur a fuck you asshole iwll fuck you this is the most funny thing i have ever heard you sum dum fuk

  6. pissed
    June 29th, 2009 at 16:14 | #6

    damn its not even chinese! u shouldnt have offended other people’s language

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