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Pets are simply lovable. And felines are one of my favorite kinds of pets. Bouncy, hyperactive, overly-pampered, persistent and yes, very cute living fur-ball that has an endless act of vanity.
To be a cat burglar, you need a good and loud runaway car driver.
The case of a over-soft sofa.
Awesome Animations, Funny Pictures
How about a LightBench for your social boosting campaign? This is not an ordinary bench but it’s a chair that illuminates with just the touch of your fingertips and a remote control.
If there is ways to survive under 50 tons of garbage, Fred the tortoise is sure mastered it all. Before accidentally sent to garbage haven by his owner, Jane Deslandes, Fred was looking for a nice cozy place to hibernate, unfortunately, he found the bin liner. But, he is found, safe and sound though a little tousled, much to his owner’s joy.
He is a good looking chap, isn’t he?
Can you imagine Fred’s pick-up line?
You deserve someone who lift 50 tons of weight for you. Guess what, I just did that.
Check out the original article at www.telegraph.co.uk.
We all hate red tape; the process, the procedures, getting all the documents together and making sure there are no coffee spills on it …. call it good times with bureaucracy!
Well, what happens when you’ve paid your dues, stood in a queue with million other people to fill in papers and finally got your ID papers sorted out, only to find, a few years later, that you are no longer a citizen of that country!
Too much of a round about? Let me explain.
Quite a large number of Norwegians are discovering that they are in fact Swedes! Gasp!
Laughing is good for health. In fact, studies did show that laughter caused the release of neuroendocrine, which is almost like a natural body “drugs” that makes you “oh-so_happy”! And stress-related hormones actually decreased during episodes of laughter. How about that for a stress-free environment. So laugh more and make it an epidemic! Of course, to laugh, you need a joke or two. How about a few of the funniest jokes around?
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, and then a shot is heard.
The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”
Short Funny Jokes
Breasts are no doubt one of women’s best traits. Be it what shapes or sizes, they are attractive to men (and for some women too!) and a body part that women should be proud of. In fact, there are a lot one can think of with breast concept product. It could be sexy, funny and some can even be very useful! So, check out these ten cool and unique “booby” designed products.
It feels good clicking on the Sexy Booby Mouse.
Celebrities, Cool Stuff
Spelling mistakes; how deceivingly humorous is it? I never thought about it until I see all these pictures and imagining how one little mistake can change the whole meaning of the sentences. Some of these banners and signs are not small, magnifying the error even more. Anyway, after all these, I hope the proofreaders doesn’t increase their fees though.
“Hey, bartender! Can I have a cold bear please?”
I have no idea what is this when I saw the first picture:
Then I got curious as usual and continue with the pictures hoping to figure out what designer “furniture” is this before I got to the last picture. One habit I usually have is making a guess from the pictures before reading the article. And when I get to the next picture, I go “WOW!”.
I couldn’t believe my eyes when I first saw this picture. It looks real… there really is an edition of Playboy designed for those who are visual disabled.
But then on second thought, I think this should not be real… how will they present photos in Braille? How will they describe naked woman in Braille?…
And we thought weird stuff only happen in sitcoms!
Have you heard about the Indian man who wanted to divorce his wife but was probably too scared to approach her? Why else would he hire someone to pretend to be his spouse in court and, you know, go through the whole process?
To describe the story in a nutshell, Sanjib Saha showed up for the divorce proceedings with someone impersonating his wife. Scheming devil, isn’t he? Oh yes, his eye sight was not that bad so the old “I didn’t have my contacts on so I didn’t recognise her” was clearly not going to work.