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Despite the ho-hum and hu-ha of naysayers, telly and Internet ain’t such a bad thing. It sure gives humans more info and better survival capabilities.
Take this poor kangaroo for instance. For some inexplicable reason, he stared off into the vast horizon for a while before doing a few cute bounces into the big, scary sea.
You can see why this was be wrong on so many levels. Can he swim, the mildly finicky may ask. “What about horrid sea currents that pull you in”, the fretting parents who hover over their children will wonder. Of course, the avid movie watcher will say, “what about the damn sharks?”
Yea, apparently minutes into this swimming adventure little bouncy was attacked by a shark. Ouch. That’s terrible and you honestly feel bad for the kangaroo.
Some women will try anything to get bigger, fuller breasts. From exercising the chest muscles to taking pills or rubbing on creams, they will give any treatment a try if it means they might go up a cup size or two.
But what if breast enlargement was as easy as just chewing a stick of gum? The makers of Zoft Breast Enhancement gum want you to believe it is. According to them, their sticks of chewiness will actually stimulate the growth of breast tissue, causing 3-4 cup sizes of growth starting in only 1-3 weeks! Of course they still want you to use a full six month supply of gum at the bargain (not really) price of $239.95. But maybe the price is worth it, when the gum not only gives you bigger breasts, but also fights tooth decay and freshens your breath!
Ladies, wanna give this wonderful chewing gum a try?
Ouch! Yeap, that’s my first impression too. Who would have thought these kids would lunge towards piles of stones?!
That brings us to this: Ever wonder how it feels to LIVE with, EAT on, SLEEP among and BOUNCE around “stones”? Or lying on a SOFT and COMFORTABLE “stones” outside the sun?
Honestly, I was so intrigued by these “stones” that I just wanted to hug it. It looked so, so real and makes your home a little more unique than the usual.
Designed by Stephanie Marin from France, these “stones” are the result of design concepts which are practical, playful and fit for any contemporary homes and space.
Let’s look at some of her collections:
Beautifully laid “stones” in living space.
I am so impress with this laptop. Great work Datamancher; this skillfully crafted wood case combined perfectly with a Hewlett-Packard ZT1000 notebook computer, making a laptop user like me swoon over its finishing. This awesome gadget runs on Window XP and Ubuntu Linux, features clock mechanism under the glass top, copper and brass details, comfortable leathered wrist and if you look at the bottom, you will see four sturdy claw feet jutting out. Talking about a elegantly stable laptop.
That’s not all, wait until you get your fingers on the beautiful copper plated keys on the keyboard. Did you wonder how are you going to turn this baby on? You will get the answer at the bottom.
Lay your eyes on this!
Latest Cool Gadgets
We are back with more wordy hahas!
This time, we are all about being obedient and courteous to instructions given by the authorities. Being a good citizen, I am sure whenever you saw a sign that notifies and warn you to be careful, you would be glad to obey it. Though, I am contemplating about following these instructions.
Are they implying that if I want to be in trouble, just call 110?
There goes our social life.
Remember your high school exams? Do you recall those annoying surprise quizzes that your teachers like to have just because they like to look at the shocking look on your face? I bet you do.
Not forgetting all those tough questions you faced during exams and you would try to write anything that seems to make sense to you. Am I right? If you are smiling when you read this, you know I am right.
However, for some people, they really speak their mind and being really honest on their exam papers. Way too honest I must say. Way, way TOO honest.
Well, she said “expand”….
Can you imagine yourself in suits and tie in gym, doing your machine, running the treadmill? In 1911, that exactly what you wear to gym and do your workout; high-collared shirt, a vest, jacket and a nicely polished loafers or boots. Tedious as it may seem, they look like they are seriously enjoying the workout despite of the heavy get-ups. Here, you can also see the pre-evolution of workout machines we see in the present.
An exercise machine that is good for the bone and keep your hair neat.
One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary!
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Short Funny Jokes
What if you shared a last name with a blood-thristy violent dictator?
Sure, there’s not going to be a school named after you, but in the worst of cases, you might, just might, get your bank account frozen.
Yes, we know, we know. The modern world has been fretting about the evil that is Mr. Robert Mugabe – the world being all human beings of a working age in any functioning country.
I was traveling on the plane a day before and caught a scene of a CEO-like man in his early forties, nicely dressed with pressed pants, clean shirt and a Tissot watch sturdily strapped on his wrist; get ready for this – the best “pick” I’ve ever seen.
I suppose he thought that nobody is looking at him so when the light was dimmed, he shoved his stubby last finger up his nostril and start the intensive digging for at least 15 minutes. Since I was sitting 45 degrees angle from him, I saw the whole scene clearly and that was the time I really wished for a camera.
Honestly, it is almost like watching these people picking nose:
Now, now Your Majesty, why not take off your gloves first?
It helps when I need to make important decisions. – Bush
LeAnn Rimes making use of her waiting time comfortably digging away.
Hillary! What happened if Obama sees you doing that?!
It’s now or never! Penelope Cruz subtly removing the “unwanted”.