A Malaysian named Ah Meng dies and arrives in hell. He finds that there is a different hell for each country and he can choose which hell he wants to go to. He first goes to the Singapore hell. There outside the door is Ah Lian, looking bored. Ah Meng asks, “What do they do here?”
Ah Lian replies, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Singapore devil comes in and whips your butt for the rest of the day.”
“That’s terrible!” gasps Ah Meng. He is terrified! “I’m going to check out the other hells!”, he yells. He checks out the Thailand hell, the Indian hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the Singapore hell. You get tortured to death basically!
Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and discovers a huge line of people waiting to get in. The line circles around the lobby five times before receding off into the horizon. Ah Meng pushes his way through to the head of the line. Amazed he asks “What do they do here?”
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What a magnificent picture. Or should I say what a magnificent place to be with your loved ones. But remember to bring your umbrella or else you will end up soaking wet!
The other day we had lots of excitement with the beautiful cheerleaders from the Taiwan National Basketball team. A few of you asked for more. Now, am I glad to present you exactly more cheerleaders pictures from the same basketball event.
This team is young and beautiful of course. If you aren’t don’t even think about joining them as backup.
Look at a happy group photo before the basketball event kicks off. A perfect picture.
I am sure you do not need me to say anything, you want to see these cheerleaders from the Taiwan National Basketball team only. Yes, they are beautiful, young, energetic and do what they are supposed to do best that’s cheering for their team!
Now, pictures and more pictures!
OMG, they are very hot and sexy too! I wonder if the basketball players can concentrate on their game or not… there are so much distractions off court. Haha…
I believe you have seen all kinds of car paintings before. There are those who use high quality materials. Some painting techniques require single stage, base coat/clear coat paints, and top-of-the-line, multi-stage finishes. Some costs you a few hundred dollars while others cost up to a thousand or more. But, have you seen beautiful car dust paintings like the following?
Amazing piece of artwork isn’t it? The subject looks like the old man from KFC!
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