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Arousing foreplay

February 26th, 2007

Couples I came across this funny joke from a friend… I am not someone who laugh out loud reading any jokes, but this one got me rolling on the floor laughing! It’s so very funny that I think I cramped my stomatch muscles laughing! Hahaha… now, let me present you the funniest joke ever! Enjoy.

One cold night, a married couple is lying in bed. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep after a long day tiring at work. The husband turns his bed lamp on to read his favorite book. As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.

He does this for a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is shocked and asks, “Why are you taking off your clothes?”

His wife replies, “You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.”

The husband says, “No, not at all.”

His wife asks angrily, “Well, what the hell were you doing then?”

“I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.” 🙂

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  1. belladonna
    February 27th, 2007 at 14:52 | #1

    special area??? CUM ON..

  2. Rich
    July 13th, 2007 at 11:55 | #2

    Wow, that’s the funniest joke you’ve ever heard? You need to get out more.

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