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Website to visit if you are too bored

December 28th, 2006

If you are really bored… for example if you are one of the unfortunate soul who is badly affected by the Internet service disruption due to the Taiwan earthquake… then as soon as you get a chance to see a website, you might want to check out GrungeOgre. This is a blog about grumpy musings… but I personally feel it’s so boring that you definitely have to check it out!

Grumpy Anyway, the blog is categorised into life, dreams, food, movies/TV, art/design, gadgets and etc for easier navigation. Out of the many categories, my favorites have to be the food and the gadgets. Needless to say, the food category because I like eating all sorts of nice food… haha… until I think I need to try some diet supplements to keep me fit.

Gadgets is another thing that I love… can’t get my eyes off those shiny gadgets from 🙂

Anyway, I think the blog needs to put in more pictures and images to make it more lively and attractive. I would be especially interested to see more updated posts in both the food and gadgets categories. Keep building up the blog and happy blogging to OG, the blog owner.

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Jennifer Paints the Porch

December 27th, 2006

Jennifer, the blonde was getting desperate for money. She decided to go to her neighbourhood and look for some simple jobs as a handy woman. She knocked on the door of a house, a man answered and told her, “Yes, I think I have a job for you. Do you think you can paint the porch?”

Beautiful Blonde “Sure, of course I can,” said Jennifer obviously overjoyed.

“That’s great, how much do you want me to pay you?” asked the man.

“Is fifty bucks all right?” Jennifer asked.

“Yes, no problem at all. Please find the paint, the paint brush and all the equipment you might need in the garage.”

The man went back into his house. His wife had been listening, and immediately she asked “Fifty bucks! That’s a good deal, but does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?”

“Well, she must, she was standing right on it!” her husband replied happily.

About 30 minutes later, Jennifer knocked on the door. “I’m all finished,” she told the surprised homeowner. The man was amazed at her speed!

“You painted the whole porch?” He needed to confirm it apparently.

“Yeah, I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!” Jennifer replied.

The man reached into his wallet to pay Jennifer when she exclaimed “Oh, by the way, that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”


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Short Funny Jokes

Beautiful Diamond Jewelry

December 24th, 2006

Looking for some nice and beautiful jewelry? Look no further, come to Navex Jewelers. Never heard of them before? Navex Jewelers was established in 1960 by the late Mr. J Pollak, and until today, Navex Jewelers are still committed to the old standards of honesty, sincerity and have a deep commitment to customer’s service.

Jewelry model They supply high-quality diamonds certified by the most respected independent diamond grading labs. If you can’t find a design that suits you, guess what, you can create your own jewelry – just choose the right diamond and they will set it in your favorite ring design!

Take a look at their website and you will be amazed at the beautiful and gorgeous diamonds! They are all so charming, but my favorite has to be the Diamond Heart Earrings available in the Designer Diamond Earrings category. The earrings are made of 18 Karat White Gold and in each earring, eleven brilliant diamonds outline the shape of a heart. The heart is simply sparkling beautiful… only if I can afford the $280 price tag! 🙂

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How to Lose Weight the Easy Way

December 24th, 2006

Sexy Chinese girl I am absolutely sure you want to look as hot, sexy and gorgeous as this girl. But the biggest hurdle is you need to loose weight! And everyone knows it’s hard!

Now, wouldn’t it be great if we could lose weight without exercising or dieting? That’s impossible you say… you want to enjoy all the good and nice food, and can’t stand the sweat for 5 minutes… how do you loose weight like that. But, believe me, you can.

Let me introduce you to Hoodia Diet Pills. Hoodia is the number one selling appetite suppressant in the US. The great thing about this pill is that since it is totally natural, it has no side effects! And it works!

You have never heard of this product before? If you followed my blog, you will remember that we talked about Hoodia Gordonii Diet Pills some time ago. That should explains pretty well the origins of this revolutionary appetite suppressant that has been used by thousands of years for people in southeastern Africa with no ill effects at all.

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Cool Stuff

Merry Christmas from Peter Griffin

December 24th, 2006

I hope you don’t think my Christmas greeting is too boring… but if you did, then enjoy this hilarious Christmas greetings from Peter Griffin of Family Guy. Peter’s thick-as-chowder Rhode Island accent is simply hilarious and makes our holiday the more merrier!

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Funny Videos

Merry Christmas Everyone

December 24th, 2006

It has been a good time writing funny and cool stuff on this blog, and it’s even better to have you around reading and supporting my blog. Now, it’s time to say Thank You and wishing you all a very Merry Christmas from Maria of!

Merry Christmas

Toot! Toot! Santa is on his way to wish you a magical Christmas Day! Have a magical day tomorrow, and do remember to come back here for more funny and cool stuff 🙂

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Curse of the Golden Flower

December 22nd, 2006

Curse of the Golden Flower (滿城盡帶黃金甲) is a hugh budget film by the famous Chinese director Zhang Yimou. The film which is also known as The City of Golden Armor and tells the stories of the Tang dynasty, is the most expensive Chinese film to date at a budget of US$45 million!

International star Chow Yun-Fat plays the emperor while Gong Li, who has starred in many of Zhang Yimou’s films in the past, plays the empress. Interestingly, popular Taiwanese singer Jay Chou also stars in the film as one of the princes.

Gong Li is the most amazing characters to wacth out in the film. She is simply awesome, and her big boobs are definitely jaw dropping! Seeing is believing, let’s check out her sexy pictures from the film.

Sexy empress

Hot and sexy Gong Li in the Curse of the Golden Flower.

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Celebrities, Movies

The First Class Blonde

December 22nd, 2006

Now this is one of the most lol blonde joke I have ever seen. Enjoy folks!

Pretty blonde A plane is on its way to New York when a pretty blonde in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

The stewardess notices this, and politely informs the blonde that she must go back to the economy class because that’s the type of ticket she has bought.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York and I’m staying right here!”

After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the blonde to move, the stewardess goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there’s a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her economy seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and explains that she needs to move, but once again the blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beatiful, I’m going to New York and I’m staying right here.”

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Short Funny Jokes

Let’s Go Fishing

December 21st, 2006

One of my favorite past time activity is fishing advensures. I have fished at a lot of places around the country since my senior year in high school over a few years ago. In all those trips I have had the chance to fish for every species from King Salmon in British Columbia to Brook Trout in Quebec. While I love them all, it’s the pursuit of big King Salmon that keeps me coming back year after year!

Fishing lures Anyway, when we talk about fishing for the big catch, of course you will need the best in fishing gears such as the lures and rods. Willy Lures is a few of the providers of my fishing needs that I trust. Their fine spoon style fishing lures are especially good.

Willy Lures now offers their own unique style of fishing plugs which are the first on the market. These plugs are special because their finishing is very smooth and the plug body has a well balanced base. My experience with these fishing plugs show that they are perfect for fishing big and small fish in any water condition! What a cool gear to have on your next fishing trip 🙂

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Top 10 Hottest Animated Disney Women

December 20th, 2006

I believe you like to watch Disney cartoons as much as I do. Who doesn’t like those beautifuly animated lively characters?

Some of my favorite Disney cartoons are Aladdin, Cinderella, and Beauty & The Beast. There are good reasons I like them. First, of course their stories are so good and touching, and secondly because they feature some hot animated Disney babes! 🙂 Yeah, please don’t laugh at me, I like hot animated babes too.

Jasmine Out of the so many Disney animations, “The Being A Man Spot” site is kind enough to compile a list of the Top 10 hottest animated Disney women. The list is compiled based on the following criteria:

1. She must be a cartoon (of course)
2. She must be mostly human (no cats, mice, etc.)
3. She cannot be evil (only heroines)

Check out the site for the complete list… My favorite have to go to Jasmine from Aladdin. Jasmine is the daughter of the sultan of Agrabah. She is spunky, free-spirited, intelligent, and can be quite cunning. She is of course really beautiful and hot! 🙂

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Cool Stuff