This morning a friend forwarded me this amusing GTA-style commercial for Coca Cola that is parody of the Grand Theft Auto video game series. This is a really cool and well made commercial I must say.
Have to share with you all.
After so many years of tiring work, two priests decided to go to Hawaii for a short vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts and sandals. They looked marvellous!
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a nose-bleeding gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came walking straight towards them.
After just a few months into their marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young
man and his wife decided they would try counseling to save their marriage.
They had been at each other’s throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor’s office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. “What seems to be the problem?”
Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After spending 15 minutes listening to the wife, the counselor suddenly went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for a long 5 minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.
He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to the husband, “Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!”
The husband scratched his head and replied, “Ok, I can bring her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”
Hahahaha….
Tagged: husband and wife, counseling, funny, joke, outsourcing
The Grudge 2 tells the story of a young woman (Tamblyn) in Tokyo who is exposed to the same mysterious curse that afflicted her sister (Gellar). The supernatural force, which fills a person with rage before spreading to its next victim, brings together a group of previously unrelated people who attempt to unlock its secret to save their lives.
This could be the funniest corner kick I have ever seen. What happened to the football field? How come there was so much water? Hahaha… perhaps they need to employ a water pump to make the field more playable!
Watch the Corner Kick Antics video.
Tagged: hilarious, funny, soccer, football, corner kick
Merriam-Webster has packed a 300,000 word dictionary and a 500,000 word thesaurus into this tiny USB flash drive.
The drive has only 256 MB of total memory, with a portion of that allocated to the software. In addition to the 300,000 word dictionary and 500,000 word thesaurus you get other applications as well like; grammar guide, confusable function that alerts you to words spelled differently that sound the same (there, their) and a crossword puzzle solver.
Students, writers and anyone who needs to check the dictionary often will all find this to be a great piece of equipment to have.
Via Merriam-Webster USB Dictionary & Thesaurus
I myself is tempted to get one, but the website didn’t say where we can buy it 
Tagged: usb, dictionary, digital
The Sultan of Brunei bought this Airbus 340 for roughly USD 100 million and upgraded it in Waco.
The interior was completely removed, and installed USD 120 million worth of improvements inside and outside. Now the plane comes fully equipped with a gold plated sink. Just look at the huge amount of luxury from that plane, it’s a fully equiped flying luxurious house!
Come on board!
This picture shows Lindsay Lohan before and after her extreme diet plan. Look at how much she has slimmed down! She’s now amazingly thin!…
Tagged: lindsay lohan, crazy, slimming
An Israeli woman’s breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hizbollah rocket attack during Israel’s war with the Lebanese group, a hospital spokesman said Tuesday.
Doctors found shrapnel embedded in the silicone implants, just inches from the 24-year-old’s heart.
Via My Way News.
What a lucky woman!
Tagged: breast implant, lucky, funny
