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August 25th, 2006

Husband & Wife – Love Your Enemy

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, “One month after I die I want you to marry Peter.”

“Peter! But he is your enemy!”

“Yes, I know that ! I’ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now.” Hahahaha…

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Husband & Wife – Wedding Ring

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? ”

The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”

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Husband & Wife – Why?

“Dad, I was away for a few days. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife telling her that I’d be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife was in another man’s arms. Why? Dad, tell me why!”

Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, “Maybe, Son, she didn’t get the fax.”

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Husband & Wife – Same Service

A husband visited a marriage counselor and complaint, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it’s all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”

“Why complain?” said the counselor, “You’re still getting the same service!” Hahaha, lol.

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Husband & Wife – Love To Do

A wife, one evening, drew her husband’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?”

“I would love to.”, replied the husband. “But I don’t know her well enough.”

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Husband & Wife – Come Home Late

A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.

“Take my advice,” said the neighbour, “and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: “Is that you, Jim?” And that cured him.

“Cured him !” asked the woman, “but how?”

The neighbour said, “You see, his name is Bill.” What a brilliant idea!

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Short Funny Jokes

  1. April 15th, 2009 at 19:33 | #1

    Ha Ha, I tried out the last one when the missus came in late the other night…… She was not too impressed lol ;p

  2. sarah
    June 5th, 2010 at 20:22 | #2

    funny buh corny

  3. Rik
    June 4th, 2011 at 05:12 | #3

    A housewife ask her husband – “why you dont help out on the house chores?” Husband replied – “that’s why i married you”

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